Several years ago, Hanukkah came before Thanksgiving! That was too much for my body and brain to handle.
I was still eating Halloween candy and suddenly it was Hanukkah.
I’ve been alive for over a half century and that was the first time we lit the menorah before Thanksgiving.
This…
Everything had to be in place for this to happen.
A large puddle of pee. Bare feet. A ticking clock. A rushed morning.
And wham! There I was, flat on my butt on the hardwood floor. …
Actually, I don’t really think I’m an old lady, but lately I do seem to be passing a lot of gas, which is a trait I attribute to the elderly and to babies.
On second thought, I do have to scroll way, way down when searching for my birth year…
Halloween brings out the ghosts and goblins and all sorts of spooky happenings. Some of the scary things are discussed a lot.
Some are not.
For instance, to me, something frightening is the Pack Mentality, a condition which rises tenfold at this time of year. …
Decades ago, I went on a road trip with my best friend. After saying goodbye to our parents, we got in her car and off we went, promising to call when we arrived at our destination.
Well, that meant waiting until we checked into our motel room. And if there…
Last week, I watched Captain Kirk leave the earth’s surface inside what resembled a gigantic penis.
I’m not sure if the design by Blue Origin was intentional. Maybe that shape is the best one for reaching the edge of space. I really don’t know. …
According to articles I have read on the Internet, a most reliable source as we all know, I may be related to ET.
Why, you ask?
Because Rh-negative blood flows through my veins.
Or at least it did before Covid. …
Let’s start with pumpkin.
I’ve never been a fan of this spice, let alone adding it to everything imaginable from coffee drinks to sex lubricants.
It’s crazy to me that millions of coffee drinkers act like they’ve just found the fountain of youth when seeing a pumpkin display in the…
Dim lights cast shadows across the floor. Sitar notes float through the air. An older woman dressed in flowing scarves sits in front of a crystal ball.
This is how I pictured a psychic when I was younger. …
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