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Easter Eggs and Matzo Balls

Easter Eggs and Matzo Balls

The perfect story for culturally blended families. See how the Easter Bunny saves Passover!

2023

Bryan Langdo, et al.

Bryan Langdo, Janie Emaus

Stories

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MuddyUm

How Invisalign Is Messing With My Mind

The price we pay for beauty

Oct 29

Mountain goat bleats.

Oct 29

HARRIET HURRY-UP IS ON HER WAY!

What’s taking so long?

Jul 14

HARRIET HURRY-UP IS ON HER WAY!

Jul 14

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Middle-Pause

From Frivolous Sunbathing to Serious Sunspots

Be kind to your skin.

Jul 5

From Frivolous Sunbathing to Serious Sunspots

Jul 5

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MuddyUm

The Day My Eyebrows Disappeared

An unexpected aspect of aging

Jun 10

The Day My Eyebrows Disappeared

Jun 10

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MuddyUm

My Kitchen is a Del Webb for Community Minded Middle-Aged Mice

They came for the company and stayed for the charcuterie

May 24

My Kitchen is a Del Webb for Community Minded Middle-Aged Mice

May 24

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Middle-Pause

What I Learned From Paul McCartney

Now that sixty-four is in the rearview mirror.

May 2

What I Learned From Paul McCartney

May 2

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MuddyUm

I’m My Dog’s Service Person

We are a perfect fit

Apr 23

I’m My Dog’s Service Person

Apr 23

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MuddyUm

I Paid Extra To Sit Between Two Large Bald-Headed Men

And took Erma Bombeck’s advice.

Apr 14

I Paid Extra To Sit Between Two Large Bald-Headed Men

Apr 14

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MuddyUm

How Word Connections Is Ruining My Life

My proposal for The New York Times

Feb 9

refrigerator magnet words

Feb 9

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Contemplate

Am I Dead?

Life in a heavenly living room

Jan 4

Am I Dead?

Jan 4

Janie Emaus

Janie Emaus

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Janie is an author of award winning blended holiday stories. https://www.amazon.com/Latkes-Santa-Claus-Janie-Emaus/dp/1510759883

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